R. A. Christmas
R. A. (ROBERT ALAN) CHRISTMAS {[email protected]} has a BA from Stanford, MA from UC–Berkeley, and a PhD from USC, all in English. He joined the Church in 1957, and has been publishing poetry, fiction, and criticism in Dialogue since the first issue. He left college teaching in 1973 for a forty-year career in business, twenty spent selling and investing in real estate in the Provo/Salt Lake City area with his late wife and partner, Carol Dennis, with whom he served three LDS senior missions. He has published seven books of poetry, a collection of stories, and a songbook from his years as a singer-songwriter in Hollywood and he is working on his first musical, “A Carol Christmas/Musical The.” He lives in southern Utah with a daughter and six of his twenty-some grandchildren. His publications can be found at www. lulu.com/spotlight/rachristmas.
Articles
Bring ’Em Young
According to one historian, Brigham Young
had “a talent for mimicry”—a talent
the Lord used to convince the Saints that
Brigham was Joseph Smith’s successor,
but that Brigham later used to poke fun
at his fellow apostle John Taylor’s
elegant voice, dress, and mannerisms.
(Taylor loyally disliked him for that.)
Bibliography
The Beginning—improbable.
The End—incomprehensible.
Genesis and Revelation,
like wacky bookends.
His Twelve Points of the Scout Law (Grandpa Fesses Up)
Trustworthy
Loyal
Helpful
Friendly
Courteous
Kind
Obedient
Cheerful
Thrifty
Brave
Clean
Reverent
Walking Back to the ‘70s
Remember, it’s a Covenant Path.
On our way we must keep hearts
and minds—as Brigham said—
“riveted on the cross of Christ.”
Le Train à Grande Vitesse
. . . we are passengers on the train of the Church . . . the luxury of getting on and off the train as we please is fading. The speed of the train is…
Read moreNot the Truman Show
Imagine a world with labels on the leaves,
fossilized scripture in compacted dust,
“God Made” on hooves—where everyone believes
not out of hope or faith, but because they must.
The Autobiography of Parley P. Pratt: Some Literary, Historical, and Critical Reflections
I suppose by this time the reader has either forgotten the circumstances in which he took leave of myself, or else is somewhat weary with the winding of the narrative and impatient for it to…
Read moreAt Temple Square, Salt Lake City
This was the dream, beginning with a questFor isolated work, that brought them westTo Salt Lake Valley, looking for new startsAnd land in Zion, pushing stock and cartsOut of the world into Millennium In the Rocky…
Read moreThe Dichotomy of Art and Religion
It is easy to sympathize with Dr. Marden Clark’s essay, “Art, Religion, and the Market Place” — too easy. We are all, I suppose, concerned about the relationship of religion and art, and on the…
Read moreA Translation of Paul Valery’s “Ebauche D’un Serpent”: Sketch of a Serpent
In the tree, the soft breeze cradles
The viper that I wear.
A smile, where the fang strikes
Appetites into flame,
Drifts, like a prowler, through the Garden,
And my emerald mask unwinds
A split tongue into the blue. . .
A beast, a cunning beast,
And my venom is vile—but it leaves
Wise hemlock far behind!
At Mountain Meadows: For Juanita Brooks
The mass grave here is set with stones
Piled low inside a low rock wall,
And marked for travelers by a sign
That tells us briefly of the murder
Of six score emigrants, whose bones
Lay here and there once—on the plain,
In the gulley—left to the weather
Of almost a century where they fell—
Eve
Leaves and fruit were falling
And I only wanted to know
Why this, of all the trees,
Kept alternating greens
And browns and why it dropped
Those ugly pods and stems—
I only wanted to know
Of the roots, the crazy clutch
That broke the ground, the branches
Adam
Let’s see. This morning—since you’ve been gone—
I’ve taken a walk on the beach, naming
And naming and naming, until I can name no more.
Comber, anemone, crab. Will these do?
I talk to myself now—so I’ve found—
As never before, when he’d leave me, often
Now, and now you. I guess I’ll get used
To the feeling. But it’s funny—the way I get thinking
Decapitating the Mormons: Richard Scowcroft’s New Novel | Richard Scowcroft, The Ordeal of Dudley Dean
Dudley Dean is a forty-year-old befuddled jack-Mormon professor of English. Wife Hannah has left him and married one of his teaching colleagues—a maudlin, oversexed boor named Ashton—and his devout Mormon mother has just died. Dudley…
Read moreJohn D. Lee
at his execution,
Mountain Meadows, Utah, March 23, 1877
I want to say I used what strength I had
to save those people. It went on. I could not
Looking West from Cedar City, Utah
When Jed Smith passed us by, in 1826,
The junipers made a rush down from the hills.
They were cut back
Before they got to the freeway.
Close to the Bone | Joyce Eliason, Fresh Meat/Warm Weather
It’s nice to know there was something to talk about in Manti last winter. I’m refer ring to Joyce Eliason’s Fresh Meat/Warm Weather, a confessional autobiography disguised as a first novel, which has a lot…
Read moreAnother Angel
And I saw another angel fly in the midst of heaven, having the everlasting gospel to preach unto them that dwell on the earth, and to every nation, and kindred, and tongue, and people. Revelation,…
Read moreThree Generations of Mormon Poetry | A zipper of haze; Tinder; Christmas Voices
Dennis Clark loves poetry and poets, and he also loves to write poetry. I don’t think this can be said of everybody in the poetry business. These three chapbooks are evidence of Dennis’s development as…
Read moreIllness in the Family
One of the kids was sick, so his ex came over.
“How are you doing?” she said.
(That’s what she always said.)
Heartbreak Hill
I go to Brenda’s wedding wearing
her ex-husband’s cast-off temple garments.
Pancha Loca
Pancha Robinson was doing dishes at her mother’s sink and watching her husband Rick, who was out in the backyard with the children. Gloria, Pancha’s sister, was sitting at the kitchen table fiddling with a…
Read moreWeight
He was folding garments in the back bedroom
when he heard one of his kids telling
his wife that his ex had “lost a lot of weight”—
How Things Look from the Other Side of the Lake
Put water between the highway and yourself;
put a fence too, and some cows to graze.
For as long as you sit on this rock,
you are not driving north or south,
Cereal Polygamy
One of his had just spilled
some Cheerios, and one of hers
was griping over the Grapenuts.
He was about to holler
His Faith-Promoting Story
Thirty-six years after his baptism,
nobody was converted.
His grown kids were apostates, and his exes
were either nudists or inactives
Stake Mission
Their place was a junkyard with Joshuas,
and they’d play Mom and Pop
to any delinquent on the desert.
We’d be forever having
At Fifty-Five
Was he improving,
or just too tired to sin?
Regardless, it was pretty clear
that where his broken heart and contrite
Hop Hornbeam
In the Sacred Grove
near Palmyra, New York,
there’s hardly a tree
old enough to have been
Forever Family
Five of his and four of hers were
step-this-and-that to each other.
The Church said, “Families Are
‘Forever'”—in their case it was more
Critical Condition
for Gene England at Utah Valley Hospital, 2001
When I heard about Gene’s surgery, I
thought, “Even with half a brain he’d still
be ten times smarter than me!”
Nobody’s Grandpa
He paid the three-twenty
three and slipped the familiar
red and white box into
his jacket pocket.
Liahona
After he was let go, Dad’s job
was changing the rolls on those
little spindles in the bathrooms.
Multi-level Marketing
You may not appreciate this but
I once ran into Hugh Nibley—
at Smith’s market in Provo—
you know, the guy who wrote all
A Short Poem about Nearly Everything
On his morning walk on Deer Flat Road in Kuna, Idaho,
a man came upon a chalk drawing of our
solar system—more or less to scale.
The Hosanna Shout
When the Mormons asked sculptor Cyrus Dallin
for a statue of their Angel Moroni to top the
Salt Lake Temple, initially he refused by saying
he didn’t believe in angels.
